Bentley. 18. Las Vegas. Valley HS. Senior. IB. Band. Student Council. Las Vegas Youth Orchestra Philharmonic. Varsity Swim. Friends. Laughing. Fun. @BentleyCorvette

 

Mmm dat tongue doe (Taken with instagram)

Mmm dat tongue doe (Taken with instagram)

Graduation announcements ^_^ (Taken with instagram)

Graduation announcements ^_^ (Taken with instagram)

1purplezebra asked
72?! I thought it was 42! The world has changed so much... I can't even!

7 is better than 4. even numbers SUCK.

wait… then…. 73. yes. that, my friend, is thee answer to everything.

abigaildaddie:

orbitingasupernova:

shrapnel-heart:

zerostop:

goatpox:

thegoodsonisbad:

petitpanda:

adriofthedead:

thedruff:

chandlerhandle:

surfdog2000:

adapadapa:

adriofthedead:

surfdog2000:

goatpox:

All bready to go…

hey, quit loafing around

Public transportation sure is crumb-y.

I love this sort of slice-of-life candid photography.

it’s better than walking, at yeast

still a pretty long rye-d home

I’ve had it with these half-baked jokes

I’ll always rise to a good pun exchange

Funny though, because with puns it seems like you got naan

please doughn’t go this route with these horrible jokes

Wheat did I do to deserve this…

i doughn’t think you realize how much i love bread buns

I kneaded public transport.

I now present to you, ladies and gentlemen—The People Who Write The Titles Of US Pokemon Episodes!

Reblogging for the puns ^__^ 

well i’m reblogging for the buns

abigaildaddie:

orbitingasupernova:

shrapnel-heart:

zerostop:

goatpox:

thegoodsonisbad:

petitpanda:

adriofthedead:

thedruff:

chandlerhandle:

surfdog2000:

adapadapa:

adriofthedead:

surfdog2000:

goatpox:

All bready to go…

hey, quit loafing around

Public transportation sure is crumb-y.

I love this sort of slice-of-life candid photography.

it’s better than walking, at yeast

still a pretty long rye-d home

I’ve had it with these half-baked jokes

I’ll always rise to a good pun exchange

Funny though, because with puns it seems like you got naan

please doughn’t go this route with these horrible jokes

Wheat did I do to deserve this…

i doughn’t think you realize how much i love bread buns

I kneaded public transport.

I now present to you, ladies and gentlemen—The People Who Write The Titles Of US Pokemon Episodes!

Reblogging for the puns ^__^ 

well i’m reblogging for the buns

The voice message was like “hey pumpkin it’s mommy, this is mommy sending you a little message telling you what life is gonna be all about, love you smooches” (Taken with instagram)

The voice message was like “hey pumpkin it’s mommy, this is mommy sending you a little message telling you what life is gonna be all about, love you smooches” (Taken with instagram)

omg! Watch me lose this (Taken with instagram)

omg! Watch me lose this (Taken with instagram)

Will Smith created everything

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The Cat Daddy:

The Shuffle:

The Single Ladies Dance:

The Stanky Leg:

The Cyclone:

The Dougie:

omg.

By far the greatest post to ever surface on Tumblr.

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parishillton:

when youre stalking someone on facebook and you accidentally like something

(Source: mammograms)